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Kids Back to School Jokes
Do you know how bees get to school? 
On the school buzz!
Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Pupil: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
How do you get straight A’s?
By using a ruler!
By using a ruler!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?
Why does our teacher wear glasses?
Because kids in her class (we) are so bright!
Why are you late for class, Peter?
Because of the sign on the road?
What sign, Peter?
School Ahead. Go slow! .jpg)
What food do math teachers eat?
Square meals!
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Teddy!
Teddy who?
Teddy (today) is the first day of school!